I have had a nasty cold for the past couple of days, so this morning I stayed home from church, while Bob and the boys went.

We recently started looking for a new church. This morning, the guys went back to the church we checked out last week. Wanting the full scoop, I asked Little E how it was.

He said, “It was good. They vaporized two people.”

[Confused silence from me.]

Then it was explained. They had baptized two people this morning!